7ish
Everybody starts waking up. Petra wants orange juice. Sarah decides that the only way to use up the bagels that Paul and Julia have mysteriously stopped eating is to make them into french toast.
8:00 Wrap up breakfast. Maggie gets the leftover egg and milk mixture. Her dish get licked cleaner than the good china and she is a happy doggy. Everybody gets dressed
9:00 Steve starts clearing out the kitchen, disassembling the fan and light fixture, and vacuuming the ceiling. Petra and Maggie don't like the vacuum cleaner. Petra, Maggie, Paul, Julia and Sarah go outside. Paul, Julia and Sarah clear the wealth of elder saplings, mulberry saplings and honeysuckle vine out of the juniper bushes. Sarah tells Julia that she wouldn't hurt her feet if she would wear real shoes and not flipflops for yard work.
10:00 The sun starts hitting the juniper bushes. Sarah, Paul, and Julia give up. Sarah pushes wheelbarrow loads of switches and children to the brush pile. Steve tarps the kitchen. Steve searches for the paint rolling pan. Where on earth did we put the paint rolling pan?
11:00 Steve finds a really massive green caterpillar. It becomes a guest at Hotel Bug Box. After a snack Sarah, Paul, Julia and Petra leave to run some errands. Steve starts painting the kitchen ceiling. By himself. Which takes longer than it seems necessary.
Sarah, Paul, Julia, and Petra go to the hardware store. Sarah buys paint rolling pans and impulse shops, picking up a laminated large brochure on human anatomy. Paul is entranced by the pictures of bones, the circulatory system, and various organ groups. Julia is a little grossed out.
On the way out of the hardware store Paul starts hopping on one foot and crying out. He finds a tiny metal splinter in his foot. He removes it with some tweezers from Sarah's purse. Sarah makes another speech about appropriate footwear.
Sarah, Paul, Julia and Petra go to the drugstore and use the kiosk to order some photographs. Trying to use the kiosk with three young children in tow is crazy.
12:30 Sarah, Paul, Julia and Petra get home just as Steve is finishing the painting job. They have lunch.
1:30 Steve and his dad start butchering a turkey and a rooster.
3:00 Steve and his dad clean up the butchering tools while Sarah and Steve's mom finish gutting the poultry. Grandma takes a break to turn the sprinkler on for Julia. Grandma asks Julia to leave the water off until she has time to walk away from the sprinkler next time.
3:30 Sarah cleans the kitchen and starts some laundry. Petra gets up from her nap. Steve announces that she smells worse than he does. Steve takes a shower. Petra gets a diaper change. Paul joins Julia in the sprinkler.
4:30 Paul starts a program of photographing the caterpillar at regular intervals to see if it is becoming a chrysalis. Steve is moving a little slower now.
5:30 Supper.
6:15 Start baths.
6:45 Wii time.
7:30 Paul, Julia and Petra brush teeth and have their stories.
8:00 Julia and Petra are tucked in bed. Paul takes his bath. Sarah prepares for teaching preschool Sunday School.
8:30 Paul is tucked in bed. Sarah and Steve finish doing dishes and get the turkey and rooster into the fridge.
9:00 Steve decides that the new kitchen fan and light fixture are going to have to wait for tomorrow to be installed. Steve and Sarah eat some ice cream and head for bed.
Sarah decides she needs some coaching in the fine art of enjoying a lazy Saturday.