Our family is planning a small family camping vacation. I decided that Paul, with all his Boy Scout camping experience, should take a whack at making the meal plan. The result was something like this:
Paul: Now, how many days do I need to plan for?
Mom: I've already told you that twice.
Paul: Right, right. Okay, Thursday evening, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday morning.
(calling siblings)ANY IDEAS FOR MEALS?
Petra: S'mores!
Mom: I know Julia would like to roast hot dogs.
Paul: Okay, Thursday night is hot dogs over the fire with s'mores. Now, what for breakfast?
Petra: S'mores!
Paul: Nope, nope. S'mores are a dinner dessert.
Julia: Can we have bacon?
Paul: Oh, no! Trust me, bacon makes a terrible mess when you try to cook it over a fire.
Mom: Daddy will probably bring a gas stove. And we could pre-cook the bacon.
Paul: Okay, Friday morning: pre-cooked bacon.
Julia: And sausage links?
Mom: Yes, but you need something more than bacon and sausage.
Paul: What about pancakes?
Mom: That's okay, but let's try to minimize cleanup.
Julia: We could pre-cook the pancakes and warm them up.
Mom: Yeah, that would be okay.
Paul: Friday morning: bacon, sausage links, pre-cooked pancakes. Now what about Friday lunch? How about sandwiches? PB&J?
[I'm sparing you some of Paul's spelling.]
Mom: Sounds good. We can do PB&J and ham. I mean PB&J sandwiches and ham sandwiches, not PB&J and ham sandwiches.
Petra: And S'mores!
Paul: No, it's not for dinner yet. What can we have for treat?
Mom: We will be coming off of Easter. How about Easter candy? Plus you need some fruit.
Paul: Friday lunch: sandwiches, & strawberries, easter treat. Now dinner.
Petra: S'mores!
Paul: Yes, smores.
Julia: Can we do hamburgers? You know, with the stove again?
Paul: Friday dinner: hamburgers, s'mores.
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fter some discussion, Paul and Julia settled on oatmeal packets for breakfast Saturday morning.
Paul: What about lunch on Saturday?
Mom: We could do quesadillas.
Paul and Julia agreed to that. And Paul started writing it down.
Julia: Paul, that's not how you spell quesa-ding-diddly-dong-dillas.
Paul: I don't care.
Mom: Are you two actually arguing over how to spell quesa-ding-diddly-dong-dillas?
Paul & Julia: Yes.
Paul: And for dinner, what are we having for treat, Petra?
Petra
(from 3 rooms away): S'MORES!
Paul: That's right!
Again, a fair amount of discussion, and we settled on the rest of Saturday dinner.
Paul: Saturday dinner: SPAM and cheese for Paul, and Ramen noodles and chicken, s'mores.
Mom: Are you actually going to eat SPAM?
Paul: Uh-huh.
Mom: Really? We're going to open up the can and you're going to see this pink, rectangular rubber bouncy ball of meat covered in clear gelatin and eat it? After I slice and cook it a little?
Paul: Can we take the gelatin off first?
Mom: Yes.
Paul: Then, yes. And for Sunday breakfast, cold cereal cups.
I imagine that Steve and I will tweak this plan a bit. For one, I mean to add a little more fruit and vegetable matter to our diet. Still, the planning exercise made for an entertaining morning.