Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Pig Roast Coming Up!

Once again, Sarah & I are leading a team to the Czeck Republic this summer for another English camp. We're firmly in the throws of raising funds for this trip right now, and as part of that effort, we're throwing another pig roast. So consider yourself invited!

Here's the details:
  • Who: Everyone's invited
  • When: May 17 @ 4pm (food served around 6pm)
  • Where: Kuhlman Farm (e-mail for directions)
  • Why: Raise money for the Czech missions team & have a great time in the process
  • How Much: Suggested donation of $10/person, $25/family
Once again, we'll be having face painting and games, including a cornhole tournament. If you're interested in entering a team, please e-mail me so I can make sure you get signed up.

We look forward to seeing ya'll then!

Vanquished Foe

About a month or so ago, I noticed some activity in the barn in one of the abandoned groundhog holes. Every once in a while some animal will take shelter in one of these holes for a couple days, so I was hopeful that by filling the one opening back in with dirt & rocks consistently would drive whatever it is off. Well, they continued to be re-opened, and then about a week or so ago I opened the barn door and found a trail of straw from a bale in the corner over to that hole. Something was nesting...Nuts.

So, assuming I had a groundhog taking up residence & multiplying, I retrieved my trap from church and Dad baited & set it over the weekend. On Monday afternoon I got a call from Dad saying we got something in the trap. Great! Its a skunk. Nuts!

I had read and talked with folks prior to this and determined that to move the trap without getting sprayed, one needs to cover the trap with a tarp or blanket (preferably one that could be burned afterwards if need be). Generally, skunks won't spray something they can't see. So Dad threw a tarp over the trap and drug it out to the yard behind the barn. And there it sat Monday evening 'cause we weren't really home the rest of the day.


Tuesday I did some checking around and determined a couple key pieces of information:
  • Best way to handle trapped skunk - stick some ether in the tarped cage till it passes out; then you can drop it from the trap and dispose of it as you please
  • Worst way to handle trapped skunk - shoot it with shotgun while its under your front porch
  • Decent way to handle trapped skunk - drop tarped cage into some body of water and drown skunk
  • Okay way to handle trapped skunk - shoot through cage at distance, upwind
  • Poor way to handle trapped skunk - let it starve in cage
Since I don't have quick access to ether, the best way was right out. The decent way was certainly an option, but we would need to tie a rope around the cage to retrieve it from the murky depths of my neighbors pond...this would be difficult to do with the tarp on and would likely lead to one of us getting sprayed. (Note to self, tie rope or chain on cage before setting trap.) So we chose the okay way.

We slowly moved the cage out next to the brush pile, so it was a good ways behind the barn and way behind the house & garage. We chose a spot not downwind about 25-30 feet back and hunkered down with my 22 rifle. Now one of my chief concerns is trying to avoid hitting the cage itself, if possible. And the way this cage is built, portions of it have smaller holes than others. So I have to lay there and wait, first for the skunk to be in a part of the cage where the holes are bigger, and second for her to be looking more or less my direction, so I have a good head shot. (I really don't want the animal to have to suffer too much.)

Waiting, waiting, waiting...perfect...Nuts, the safety was on. Okay, release the safety and wait some more. So to spare you the gory details, a bunch of waiting and a couple shots later she was done. As she was expiring, her tail lifted a little before flopping down beside her. I had heard that skunks will release when shot, so I somewhat expected it. And we were far enough back that I wasn't concerned with getting sprayed directly. But with a decent wind out of the West last night, we came to discover that a skunk's full release from about 50 feet can fill the entire barn with a rather awful smell. Nuts. Mom & Sarah could also tell when the deed was done in the house with the windows closed. Nuts.

Today's supposed to be warm enough that we oughta be able to open the windows and air everything out. And it was all far enough away that I don't expect it will linger too long. And today the wind is out of the SSE, so the poor horses in the pasture land north of us are gonna be holding their noses. But the house & barn oughta have a chance to air out pretty well.

On the plus side we no longer have a skunk living in our barn & multiplying. This certainly could've turned out a lot worse with me or Sarah startling the animal some evening and getting a direct shot of that stench. So my trapping endeavors on the farm have now been solidly rounded out...groundhogs, possums, coons, rabbits, cats, & now skunks. Here's to life on the farm!

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Edibles

My dad has a thing for planting trees which yield edible fruit, nuts and roots. I'm trying to follow in his footsteps. Currently we have:

2 apple trees - 1 golden delicious, 1 red delicious
about 9 black walnut trees
1 small red raspberry bush
8 blueberry bush starts
1 well established crabapple tree (grandpa K made crabapple jelly last year)
1 small surviving rhubarb
1 elderberry bush, coming up wild
1 small twig of a pawpaw tree
7 varieties of hops
1 wild mystery apple tree in the hedgerow
lots and lots of wild onion grass

We have dreams for pears, peaches, strawberries, black raspberries, hybrid American/Chinese Chesnut trees, and maybe I can talk Steve into a sassafras tree or two.

Fun Outings

Friday we went to play group. It was nice for me to visit with the other moms. For the last half hour, we went outside because the weather was fair, and the kids got to jump on a trampoline. Paul was bouncing all over the thing, and Julia sat out of trampling range, riding the waves and grinning.

It must have made an impression. Steve got home before the kids woke up from their naps, and I went away to the vet. The kids told him all about the trampoline. I think Paul described singing, "The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers," while bouncing on the trampoline, and Julia periodically interrupted with, "Shoes Off!"

On Monday, we went to the zoo with Grandma. I think Paul was the most impressed by getting to sit on a bronze statue of an alligator. Julia liked the manatees. I really enjoyed seeing the rhinoceri. Rhinoceroses? Rhinos.

Pop Goes the .... Plumbing!?

Over the last couple months Dad & I have made several trips out to help a friend who is finishing his basement. I had agreed to help him with the electrical work, and was talked into helping him with the plumbing for the basement bathroom.

The first couple trips, back in March, were spent completely on electrical work. These all went very well and we got quite a bit accomplished. We returned last Thursday to help with a little electrical, but also to get started on the plumbing work. The bit of electrical we took on went very quick and relatively smoothly, so we switched over to the plumbing.

I had the bright idea of cutting into the existing lines first, T-ing off of them and up to a shutoff valve so we could make sure that stuff all worked before messing with all the new stuff. I had forgotten to bring my PVC pipe cutter, so we were using my battery sawzall. Seemed like a good idea at the time. I get up on the ladder and choose to cut into the hot line first. Unfortunately, the hot line was right up against a support, so I had to start my cut on the side. So I positioned myself on the ladder with the sawzall right in front of me so I could have a good look at the pencil line I was trying to cut on. I started cutting and, before I really got very far in I was suddenly met with a high-pressure blast of water right between my eyes. I quickly stumbled off the ladder while Dad & Ben frantically grabbed and re-positioned buckets to catch the spray. This effort was made more difficult, of course, by the fact that they were laughing pretty heartily at my display of plumbing prowess. After toweling off a little, I ran upstairs to open a couple of faucets to relieve a little of the pressure, before returning to the ladder to finish my cutting.

This should've been a sign that maybe we should just re-join that pipe and go home. But, no, we continued on in our blinding brilliance. We cut out a portion of that pipe, and repeated the procedure, though a bit more controlled, on the cold line. We glued in the T's, elbows, & valves and stood back to admire our work. We decided not to charge the system up right away, but to give all those joints a little time to dry. So we started on the other end in the bathroom making up some of the piping in there. During the course of this I managed to knock over the can of primer twice, making a rather smelly little mess on the concrete basement floor. Nuts!

Then we determined we did not have enough T joints, so we would not be able to tie it all together tonight. Oh well, it was starting to get a little late anyway.

So about 10pm we decided it was time to charge up the lines, test everything out, and head home. The glue had been given about an hour or so to dry, so this oughta be no problem. Ben turned the water back on to the house and we all stood around watching these little glue joints intently. After a minute or so I ran upstairs to make sure water was flowing good out of the faucets we had opened before turning them all off (to really pressurize the system). I returned to the basement & everything still looked good, so we started packing up our stuff to head home.

All of a sudden, about 2 minutes later we heard a pop followed by water gushing out of the pipes all over the basement floor. NUTS! We quickly scurried to shut off the water again and assess the problem & the damage. The damage was minimal and mostly amounted to mopping up water. The problem appeared to be that one end of the T-joint on the hot line popped out because it had not been fully inserted. So we decided to try to clean the inside of that joint out, cut and attach a slightly longer piece of pipe on that side, & re-glue the T. It seemed to go back together okay, so we let it sit a few minutes & then recharged the system to try it out.

Exactly the same result. NUTS! At this point we're starting to really question our intelligence. We're also questioning the glue & primer I had brought. So we switched to the other glue & primer, which looked more like what most of us had used before, and tried again. Same result again! And again we tried to clean it off & re-glue with the new glue, making sure we had everything good & clean first. But this time, before turning the system on, I thought to see how solid this glue connection was, so I twisted & pulled and the pipe popped right out. That shouldn't be.

We stand back a minute to assess the situation...its after 11pm, we don't have another T-joint to replace this one with, & Home Depot is closed. Nuts! Time to punt. We, fortunately, did have a handfull of couplings that were the right size, so we cut our T-joint out completely, coupled the pipe back up straight-through, and prayed that this would hold.

Praise God, it held pressure for at least 5 minutes. We packed our stuff, apologized profusely, and hung our heads as we headed out the door...it was 11:40pm.

I checked back the next morning and everything was holding solid, so we agreed to come back again soon to finish the job. Last night Dad & I returned. We had our pipe cutting tool, so no sawzall. We had the right glue, so no questions there. We knew what we were about, we got the job done. Everything tested out fine into the valves at the bathroom. Great! Now he can drywall the bathroom and we're not holding him up. That's how plumbing's supposed to work. Dad & I are still shaking our heads over the fiasco last week. Praise God that job is mostly done!

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Buddin' and Bloomin'

Spring has come, the grass is green, and the crab-apple tree is in full blossom. I mention the apple tree, because when I came home from a girls’ get away this weekend, I discovered that Julia’s eyelids were swollen and red. Blar.


My poor baby girl! It evidently started on Monday. Tuesday I took her to our optometrist. He said she had some sort of eyelash dandruff/ infection and recommended washing her eyelashes with a no-more-tears shampoo. By the time we made it to his office, her eyelids were much less puffy and not so red. Really, it was her whole face that was sort of puffy and blotchy, so he recommended a topical hydrocortizone cream. Blar.


Neither Steve nor I have bad seasonal pollen allergies, but Steve’s dad always has a rough time with watery eyes and stuffiness in the spring. It looks like Julia might be heading down the same path. Blar.


That night she woke up after an hour, crying and rubbing her eyes and face. I cuddled her and gave her a little medicine.

I asked, “Honey, do your eyes hurt?”

-“Yes.”

“Does your throat hurt?”

-“Yes”

“Does your tummy hurt?”

-“Yes”

“Does your spleen hurt?”

-“Yes”

“Is it going to explode?”

-“Yes”

“Are you ready to go back to bed?”

-“Yes”

“Good enough.”

Monday, April 21, 2008

What Is It?

With Sarah traveling over the weekend, Grandma & Grandpa came to help watch the kids. This was greatly appreciated, and allowed us to get quite a few things done this past weekend, instead of just keeping the kids from destroying the house or each other.

Paul has gotten in the habit of requesting his PB&J sandwiches be cut into certain shapes. These are almost always letters, which aren't terribly difficult (though some can be a little tricky). Even when I encourage him to ask for things like a regular dodecahedron, or a sphere, he usually sticks with a letter.

I don't know if mommy being gone had him feeling a little spiteful or silly, or if finally just got sick of letters. But on Saturday, when Grandma was making his sandwich, he asked for it to be tractor-shaped...and this is what he got.

So Grandpa & I had the painful, but necessary job of pointing out all the other things this sandwich looked like. Its a dirty job, but somebody had to do it. ;-)

Suggestions like, donkey, train, & rabbit came out pretty quick. But I thought it might be fun to see what things ya'll thought this sandwich looked like. Its sort of like one of them Rorshack ink blot tests, only I promise not to assign any serious psychological meaning to your answer.

Poor Grandma...fortunately, Paul thought it was a good sandwich, and isn't that really all that matters.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Julia: Fashion Diva

Julia has a pair of purple pants.

She picked them out herself. She saw them in the store while I was looking for pants for her. She pulled them off the rack and would not let them go. They are made of a stretchy purple material and have semi-gloss bright pink and yellow flowers with bright green leaves ALL over them. They are a sight to behold. I thought they would work nicely as leggings under a little denim dress we had for her. She loves those pants.

She has outgrown the denim dress, but she hasn't outgrown the pants yet.

Yesterday, she helped pick out her own clothing. Guess which pants she picked.

So I started trying to steer her to a solid colored shirt. But, oh no! She would not have it.

Julia picked the pink shirt with pink, red, and white hearts ALL over it. She would not let it go.

Now, I am bigger than Julia. I am stronger than Julia. I have final authority over what Julia may, or may not wear. I could have forced one of the truly eye-popping articles of clothing away from her. But part of me was so proud of her for picking the clothes she loves REGARDLESS OF THE OPINIONS OF OTHERS OR THE ARBITRARY AND SHIFTING FASHION CONVENTIONS OF OUR SOCIETY!

If only I had the courage to do the same.

Yesterday evening I came to pick Julia up from Grandma and Grandpa's house to find her additionally decked out in about 7 mismatched beaded necklaces.


Okay, that might have been a little over the top.

Julia was really delighted with it.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Deliberation

It has been entirely too long since I brewed. Admittedly, I was pretty well stocked with homebrew & leftovers from the Oktobeerfest that I'm just now seeing the end of. But I still should've started brewing again sometime in Jan. or Feb. to make sure I had stuff that was ready to drink now that I'm running low. Oh well, this is the issue I find myself in.

I've discovered over the last couple years that I'm becoming a hop-head. For those of you who might not know, hops are one of the primary4 ingredients in beer. Depending on the type and when they are added during the brewing process, hops will contribute, bitterness, flavor, or aroma. While I'm not necessarily a fan of lots of bitterness, I'm okay with a good amount. But I really like hop flavor & aroma. An IPA (India Pale Ale) is an example of a typically hoppy beer.

I've decided to brew this Sat. morning, and now I'm deliberating over what to brew. Since this beer will be consumed mostly over the summer, I don't wanna do anything too dark or heavy. I'm still a little intimidated by trying to brew a lager (pilsner, bock, etc.), so I'm looking at pale ales, IPAs, ambers, etc. Given my developing predisposition to hoppiness I'm leaning heavily towards an IPA. So here's the real conundrum: choosing a recipe. With names like, "Hop Candy", "iHOP IPA", "#$@! the Hop Shortage IPA", "Hoppily ever after IPA", & "Hoppy Bastard", just to name a few, its a difficult choice. After much deliberation I think I've landed on...
"Hopapocalypse IPA"

Seems like a good brew, and it'd use the last of the hops that I grew last year. I suppose if you're really intrigued you could stop on by in a couple months and crack one open with me.

Blueberries Done

Well, mostly done anyway. On Friday I picked some more top soil & some mulch, so I was able to get the last 4 bushes in the ground. I could still stand to add another bag or 2 of top soil just to bring things a little closer to level, but that's no biggie. And of course, I can't estimate mulch to save my life, so only got about half what I needed to get it all mulched properly. But at least all the bushes are in the ground. YEAAAAAH!

Friday, April 11, 2008

That didn't work so well

Wednesday night, Steve and I had rehearsal for the Sunday morning music at our church. The music leader arranged for a sitter to be available, which was awfully nice because we didn't really confirm that we needed a sitter until the last minute. Paula is a regular whom the children know and trust.

When we got to church, I brought the kids back to the nursery, and then we hit our first snag. In accordance with rules set up for protecting small children from abuse, it is now church policy that children shall not be left in the care of only one adult. So the plan was to keep the children in the sanctuary while we practiced. They would be allowed to bring some toys from the nursery and play with them in the "kiddie corral."

If you are not familiar with a kiddie corral, imagine a puppy gate. Then imagine it about 3 feet tall. Then string about 6 or 7 of them in a line.

We sort of curved the kiddie corral along the back wall of the sanctuary and plopped the kids and the baby sitter inside. Paul quickly realized that he had gone from a nursery where he had lots of toys and lots of room to run around to a pen with slightly more square footage than his bed and a small bucket o toys. Julia didn't seem to mind too much, but Paul started red-faced wailing. The people rehearsing on the stage could hear him clearly, even over their instruments.

Now if he had just been mad, I might have let him tough it out. But he wasn't mad, he was distressed. "MOMMY, I don't like it here. MOMMY, I want out!. MOMMY let me come with you."

I caved.
For the first part of rehearsal, I left Julia to happily listen to a story book in Paula's lap, and brought Paul up into the sound booth with me. I made sure he understood that if he came up with me, he had to sit on the bar stool back there, and he had to let me work. At first he clung on to me with one hand. As I got busier, he relinquished me. After a bit I turned to see him rummaging through the equipment in the sound system supply cabinet. No, no Paul. You need ot leave that stuff alone. A little bit later, I turned around again to discover that, per my directions, he was staying on the stool, but he had moved the stool over so that he had access to the computer in the sound booth. oops.

Steve said later that he looked up from playing his bass at some point and saw the little bump of Paul's head, with the headphones sticking up.

A half hour into practice I set the kids and Paula up in the cry room with a TV and video.

Paul was fine the rest of the evening and Julia even fell fast asleep in Paula's arms.
Even so, we're going to have to work out a better system.

Blueberry Update

God was merciful, yesterday, and held back the morning rains. So I left work early to head home and try to finish my hole digging.

I was able to get the last 3 holes dug yesterday afternoon, and make a trip to the HD to pick up top soil, peat moss, & garden sulfur. After bringing home 400 lbs. of top soil, 20l lbs. of sulfur, & 9 cu. ft. of peat moss, I took a supper break before heading back out to try to get these bushes in the ground.

Here's my findings:
  • 9 cu. ft. of peat moss for 8 holes (w/ a mix of ~30-40% peat moss to soil) is too much; 6 would have been plenty
  • 20 lbs. of sulfur was way too much; 5 would have gotten me through the planting & another 5 would be good to keep on hand to amend as necessary
  • 400 lbs of top soil was not nearly enough, though it was as much as my Jeep wanted to carry; another 4-5 bags (160-200 lbs.) should just about do it
Given those findings, you might be able to deduce that I didn't complete the job last night...you'd be correct. What I purchased was enough to get 4 of the bushes planted, and really close to getting the other 4 planted. Fortunately, I can plant bushes in the rain with much less frustration that digging holes in the rain. So I'll be stopping by the HD tonight to pick up the rest of the top soil to finish the planting. I'll also be getting a whole bunch of mulch so I can be done with these beds for a while.

Praise God for the rain overnight and today to help water in my new bushes.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Blueberry Arrival

After much deliberation over the type of blueberry plants & the planting location, I actually began preparing for their arrival this past weekend.

You may recall that I actually pre-ordered the bushes, 4 Bluecrop & 4 Blueray, back in February. When I ordered them I set the delivery for the week of Apr. 7, which is this week. And in an effort to be diligent, and hopefully get them in the ground as soon upon their arrival as possible, I started removing sod from the 2 rows on Saturday. Over the last 5 days I've spent more time than I care to think working to prepare these beds, and at this point I've got all the sod removed and only 5 of the 8 holes dug.

It turns out that the site I picked has a lot more clay & rock than is normal for my yard, which is saying something, 'cause there's a lot of rock in my yard. So I'm averaging about 45 min. / hole, after the sod is gone.

As I was finishing the fifth hole yesterday afternoon, the bushes arrived. Hmmm. So now I'm really under the gun to get the last 3 holes dug quick, and of course its supposed to be rainy the next few days. Excellent.

And of course, given the amount of clay I'm digging up, I'm now forced to go buy a bunch of potting soil to refill these holes and give the bushes a fighting chance.

Its a good thing I really like blueberries, 'cause this is a good bit of work. But when we (hopefully) are drowning in them in a few years, it'll all have been worth it.

Anybody got a little backhoe I can borrow tonight?

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Chicken Time Again

Its clearly Springtime again. The crocuses have bloomed and faded, while the daffodils are in full bloom. The grass is green and starting to get shaggy in places. The bluebirds are looking to make a home out of one of our new nesting boxes. And the order will soon be placed for the next flock of chicks, which means.....
Dun, dudu Dun
Its time for Chicken Fest '08 again!
  • Date: April 26 (rain or shine)
  • Time: 9am - 3pm
  • Viddles: A non-chicken lunch will be provided
  • Reward: As always, for everyone that comes to help, you'll be rewarded with your very own processed, ready-to-cook chicken for you to take home an enjoy
We've got a good bit of work in front of us this time with 18-20 chickens needing to be processed, so we hope to see plenty of you out for at least part of the day.

Please let me know if you're able to attend so we can make sure to have enough lunch for everyone. I look forward to seeing several of you out for this fun & enjoyable time.

Monday, April 07, 2008

Chim-chiminy


When we first saw our old farm house, before we bought it, we saw these 2 old fireplaces and were pleased that we would finally be getting a wood-burning fireplace. During the house inspection we discovered that both of these fireplaces had a layer of brick just a few inches behind these lovely, Victorian, cast-iron shrouds. Ah nuts!

So for the past 4 years we've assumed that our fireplaces were bricked-in and, therefore, unusable. As part of some other house renovation planning we're doing we had a couple different chimney company's out to take a look at our old fireplaces to see what kind of options we have. Low and behold we were informed that our fireplaces had not actually been bricked-in. No, they were actually designed that way because they're coal-burning fireplaces. There were actually a couple pins set near the bottom of the brick that once held a vertical metal grate. The coal actually fit in between the metal grate and the brick, with only a couple inches between the grate and the cast-iron shroud in front. There's also a narrow opening across most of the width of the fireplace at the top that is the opening for the chimney. This has since been filled in with insulation, but nothing permanent has been done. How interesting....

It appears, then, that our options are as follows:
  • leave as is for aesthetics, but cap the chimneys to prevent further chimney damage
  • tear out the chimneys & fireplaces and rebuild on the outside of the house with a bigger hearth & firebox to support wood burning
  • install a gas insert into the existing firebox and re-line & cap the chimneys
The first option is obviously the cheapest, but gives us no practical benefit. Currently, if the power goes out, so does our heat. It hasn't been an issue in the time we've lived here, 'cause its never been out long enough in the winter to matter. But that doesn't mean it won't.

The second option is way expensive and would likely result in only having one fireplace instead of two.

The third option is looking real attractive right now. In fact, we've learned that there are a few companies that actually make gas inserts specifically for these Victorian coal-burning fireplaces. (http://www.milesfireplaces.com/products/portrait_windsor.php; http://www.grantandstone.co.uk/acatalog/info%5f270%2ehtml; http://www.milesfireplaces.com/products/adorncoalinsert.php) This means they are designed for the shallow depth of the existing fire box & they have a similar Victorian, cast-iron shroud for the front. And relative to the wood-burning options, its pretty reasonably priced.

Who knows, we might just have a working fireplace of one sort or another by this winter....

Thursday, April 03, 2008

little madness

Steve and I were trying to plan our evening. I needed to make a run to church after work to get things ready for a children's program. But after being closed in the kitchen all day, Maggie is pretty wild with delight to see us all, and it is a lot to try to corral her and the kids by oneself.

Steve: I think for this evening I prefer the plan of you getting the kids & then heading out to church after supper sometime if that's okay.
me: Certainly. I understand not wanting to face all that madness by yourself
Steve: yup
me: Even though you out weigh all of them put together. And have more world experience than all of them put together.
Steve: It's not as much a question of weight as it is of not enough arms.
me: Tell me about it. I forgot to tell you that yesterday I had to clean up a small puddle in Paul's room. I had just put a diaper on Julia and she ran away while I was washing my hands. By the time I got to Paul's room, Maggie was leaning over a puddle, licking at it,
while Julia was hugging her,
while Julia's bare little bottom was sticking up in the air,
and her diaper was on Paul's bed.
Steve: I see. Sounds like a good time
me: I'm not sure what happened, but I'm pretty sure the puddle was Julia's doing, not Maggie's.
And then I had to try to figure out how to prioritize
re-diapering Julia
restraining the dog
cleaning the mess
getting Julia in clothing
and getting the dog outside before I had another puddle to clean up.
Steve: Indeed
me: Wish you were there.
Steve: Yup. But now you have a fun item to blog about and doesn't that just make it all worthwhile? ;-)

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Toddler Log

Here are some observations from the toddler's point of view - about 24 inches from the floor.
I learned that when you fall down because you were standing on your chair at the dinner table, mommy and daddy give you NO sympathy.
I've been working on perfecting howling like a demon possessed banshee. It helps get mommy and daddy to pick me up because they are afraid I might wake big brother. The trouble is that sometimes they're afraid I really am demon possessed and back out of the room crossing themselves. (NOTE: Do not practice the banshee wail unless you can be really really cute later. That way outsiders think your parents are slandering you.)
Next season, I've got to ask mommy to let me try out my new boots while it is still dry out. This spring each time I fell down I drenched a new part of my body.
I'm discovering new inroads to cuteness through the use of language. When mommy asked if I wanted juice, I answered, "Yes, I do." And she seemed more pleased than usual to get it for me. Maybe I should try this skill to get more cookies.
The other night Paul and I were singing "Ring Around the Rosy" in the car. Words are still a little tricky for me, so I was singing the last line, "Ashes, ashes... DOWN!" My pronunciation must have been a little off, because daddy said something about me telling them to sit. When he said, "Oh- Julia is saying, 'aSHes, aSHes...'" mommy started laughing so hard she nearly lost it.

Preschooler Log

Notes to self:
Don't chew nails in front of Mom, she'll put lotion on them.
Times when mom or dad takes Maggie out for a walk are good chances to build cushion forts in the living room.
-P.S. Using that opportunity to spray Resolve all over the couch makes Daddy grouchy.
-P.P.S. Using that opportunity to snitch easter candy backfires and makes Mom put the easter candy in timeout for a week.
Stomping in puddles in my sneakers in March might be more cold than fun - still trying to decide.
This one's a really good tip from Mom and Dad - when a flavor is too strong, but you have to eat the strong flavored food to get chocolate, take a bite and then swallow some milk. It helps hide the flavor.
And whatever you do, don't drop your chocolate chip cookie on the floor, when Maggie's around.

Doggie Log

Progress with obedience training is going slowly. The humans keep insisting on taking me outside for walks in cold, wet, windy weather, even though I am clearly stating that I would rather stay curled up in front of the radiator. I seem to have convinced the smaller humans to knock crumbs off the table to me, but the adults keep interfering. I might have to try some stronger forms of correction on them. Note to self: try peeing on their feet the next time they snatch a meatball off the floor.

On the other hand, the big humans are responsive to my lowered tail and sad face when the smallest human lies down on top of me to give me a hug. The big female, lifted the little one up and told her to give the doggy little hugs and then get up so the doggie has a chance to, um, run.

And last night the big female heard me whimper and paw the door of my crate. She got up immediately and carried me all the way outside. My paws didn't touch down until we were out in the grass. She didn't really have to do all that. I would have been content to poop in the living room, and then we both would have been spared the trip outside. Oh well.

I'm sure with a little more slipper chewing and face licking, I'll get this family properly trained.